Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”
“Next time I send a damn fool, I go myself.”
When I was growing up, my mother’s best dish was store-bought Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
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